Joey sets a personal record for sticking Oreos in his mouth–15. Ross dates a girl from Poughkeepsie but is concerned about the distance involved in seeing her. Rachel wants a relationship–or at least a fling–so Chandler offers to set her up with someone; when his coworkers find out it’s Rachel and that she’s not looking for a serious relationship, they all bribe Chandler to set them up. Monica gets no respect at work; she hires Joey in order to fire him, so everyone will know who’s boss; but Joey likes the tips, so he has a hard time going along with the plan. Phoebe works (and works and works) on a Christmas song for her friends. Ross takes a train to Poughkeepsie to break up, but falls asleep and ends up in Montreal… with a girl from Nova Scotia.