Phoebe visits Rachel at work and makes out with Kenny the copy boy, thinking it’s Ralph Lauren. She tells Rachel, who gossips to her boss (Kim), who eventually becomes convinced that Rachel is having an affair with Ralph Lauren in order to get Kim’s job. Ross goes too far when he whitens his teeth in preparation for a date with Hillary, Monica’s co-worker. Chandler tries to convince Joey that he’s letting Janine make him and the apartment too girly.